2015 Fortlander Campout

Fortlander Campout Hash August 14th - 16th

We had an awesome time last year, so we're doing it again! Same general area, the spot is a couple miles northwest of the previous spot for access to new shiggy.

$20 per person as usual to be paid to Deep for beer.

Directions appear at the end of this post.

RSVP : Please RSVP on the Facebook event if you're coming so we can plan beer. Contact solveig@comcast.net (g4) if you can't use that RSVP.

Food  Bring your own food, no planned group dinners, but everyone is welcome to bring stuff to share. Bring a stove, or just some sandwich meat, or castiron to cook over the fire.  

Everyone is welcome! This is officially a combo Flatlander and Fort Collins combo campout hash--twice the kennel for four times the fun! But as always, all hashers are super duper welcome.

Schedule:

Friday night: Get there when you can; G4 and the Green Pussy and Just RJ will be there Thursday night. There'll be a fun little short-ass hash Friday evening like usual, suitable for carrying drinks on trail. Hare: G4 or a Fort Collins hare to be named later. (Volunteers?)

Saturday day: long-ass awesome hash through the tundra and the desert and the rainforest. Hares: Deep and G4.

What to pack  Everything you need cuz it's not a campground. Wood, ice, and water. Bring a tent. A few pairs of extra shoes. Earplugs. A waterproof merkin. The usual.

Families  It will be the usual vigorously decadent camping experience; however there are surrounding small campable spots so that if you want to come up with your children and pop in and out when it's safe for everyone to do so, feel free. Friday til 3-5 or so will be low key.

On-on,

G4

Directions  

The dirt road is manageable for normal cars.

Click image below to enlarge.

Holiday Hash December 27th 2 PM

What: A damn Flatlander hash and tasteless white elephant gift exchange

Where: G4's House, Lafayette CO 80026

When: 2 PM Saturday December 27th

Hares: Gust G4 or G4 and a volunteer

What again: Crappy ass tasteless gift exchange and hash

Bring: Something from your house, under $10 replacement value, do NOT buy something. We'll exchange after the hash, before/during circle. 

Trail: Short, A to A

Other stuff: Firepit! Darts! Hot tasty drinks! Indoor circle! Beautiful Lafayette terrain we haven't done in at least a couple years!

On-on,

G4

 

November hash: November 29th, Saturday, at 2 PM, Turkey Twat

Next hash: Saturday November 29th at 2 PM: Deep's famous Turkey Twat! It will be...somewhere!

(Details will be forthcoming closer to the date.)

 

Next hash: Friday September 19th at 6 PM: need hares!

Feel free to volunteer! Or to do a weeknight hash that week.

Boulder Flatlander-Fort Collins Combo Campout Hash August 15th - 17th

Boulder Flatlander-Fort Collins Combo Campout Hash August 15th - 17th

Save the date, put it on your calendars! It's the Boulder Flatlander Campout Hash! August 15-17th 2014 in a NEW LOCATION! North of the Vedauwoo general area, off in a secluded camping area  It's very pretty--rock outcroppings, ponds, creek, trees, etc. Deep and G4 are very excited. Also...very easy to find.

CHECK JUST IN CASE THE SITE NEEDS TO BE CHANGED: The brown sign just off highway 210 on the left, where it says to turn in the directions below.

The dirt road for the final approach isn't great but it's definitely manageable driven slowly. Until the last half mile, its all paved road.

Directions appear at the end of this post.

RSVP : Please RSVP here so we can plan the amount of beer. Add a comment with your name. You can log in with your google account or just be creepily anonymous and leave your hash name. ;)

http://bfhhh.blogspot.com/2014/07/whos-cumming-to-campout-hash-august-15.html

Food  Bring your own food, no planned group dinners, but everyone is welcome to bring stuff to share. Bring a stove, or just some sandwich meat, or castiron to cook over the fire. (Assuming there are no fire bans.)

Everyone is welcome! This is officially a combo Flatlander and Fort Collins combo campout hash--twice the kennel for four times the fun! But as always, all hashers are super duper welcome.

Schedule:

Friday night: Get there when you can; G4 and the Green Pussy and Just RJ will be there Thursday night. There'll be a fun little short-ass hash Friday evening like usual, suitable for carrying drinks on trail. Hare: G4 or a Fort Collins hare to be named later. (Volunteers?)

Saturday day: long-ass awesome hash through the tundra and the desert and the rainforest. Hares: Deep and G4.

What's it like  It's not windy in the summer, we've been assured, and there's the North Crow rec area with WATER!! So bring your little boats and your fishin' poles and your swimmin' trunks. (Swimming not exactly allowed but our impression is there isn't Extreme Enforcement.) And of course, climbers and boulderers bring your harnesses and ropes. Also, bringing your climbing equipment. ;)

What to pack  The Green Pussy and Just RJ are bringing a lot of ice, wood, and water, and G4's bringing Duraflames but those are things we really don't want to run out of so it can't hurt to bring more wood, ice, and water. Bring a tent. Extra shoes. Earplugs. A waterproof merkin. The usual.

On-on,

G4

Directions  

1. Go north to Cheyenne on I25, then west toward Laramie on 80.

2. Take exit 323.

3. Taken Happy Jack/Highway 210 7.7 miles.

4. At dirt road 701 on the left, there are two dirt roads. Take the right-facing one about a half mile. Campsite is on the left.

IF YOU CANT FIND US, LOOK BEHIND SIGN AT ROAD 701 FOR SUPPLEMENTARY DIRECTIONS.

Click image below to enlarge.

Pickup Hash Friday July 25th: North Boulder Park 6 PM

What: A pickup hash!

Hares: All y'all!

When: Friday July 25th, 6 PM

Where: North Boulder Park

D'erections: Google that shit

What to bring: $7, virgins, a spirit of adventure, and gum. And headlamps and stuff and maybe a compass.

I will bring flour, and drinkables and snackables.

On-on,

G4

Who's Cumming to the Campout Hash August 15-17th?

Please respond here with a comment to say whether you're coming and if you're just coming for a day or so.

Next Hash! Friday May 13th, Hares Chocolate Salty Balls and Love at First Lick

When: 6 PM
Where: TBD!
Theme: Gotta figure something about Friday the 13th....or not!

More details at a later date.

New Songs! And EIGHTY VERSES to Inverness

I've updated the New Song of the "Week" page.

http://bfhhh.blogspot.com/p/song-page-in-progress.html

Next Hash: Friday May 16th, 6 PM, Hares G4 and Just Don (Don's Virgin Lay!)

Boulder Flatlander Hash House Harriers have a trail this Friday May 16th, 2014!

http://bfhhh.blogspot.com/2014/05/next-hash-friday-march-16th-6-pm-hares.html
What: Second Childhood Fun and Games Hash
>>> Just Don's Virgin Lay!
When: 6pm on Friday May 16th
Prelube: Ya You Betcha! 5 PM or so.
Where: Gravity Brewing in Louisville https://goo.gl/maps/54cdx  1150 Pine Street
Hares: G4 and Just Don
Hash Cash: $7
Bring:  Extra shoes, warm clothes. Headlamp couldn't hurt. A childlike spirit of joy and your hopscotch chops.  If you have your 5th grade gym shorts, wear'em, or just dress like a 5th grader of your era.
Trail: A-A'
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Bring all the dogs and get an irresponsible teenager to watch your babies.
On-on
G4

Chicago Kennel Hymnal

These are all familiar, but it's a nice format, the melody is listed for each, and it's a nice quick reference if you want to words to currently sung songs.

http://www.chicagohash.com/chicago-hash-hymnal/down-down-songs/

Hares We Got and Hares We Need

Greetings Wankers!

After much huffing and puffing, the Boulder Flatlander Hash is switching its schedule so that there are no conflicts among the BoulderX Hashes and the Denver Hash. Hurray! Hopefully now we can drop the huffing and keep the puffing where it belongs: in Muffet's toolshed.

So go hash this Saturday with Boulder, but for our next trails we need hares. If you are a tender young virgin or as-yet-un-initiated Elsewhere Hasher who has not yet hared in Colorado, I'm sure any of our Flatlander hashers will be happy to guide you gently (or roughly) through your first time.

Upcumming Schedule (updated):
4/18: ShineOn and Amber Alert
5/16: Norwegian Syttende Mai (Independence Day), G4 and Just Don (tentative)
6/12 or 6/13: OPEN

Next Flatlander Hash: Friday April 18th

We're going to do some hash-maximizing schedule juggling, so the next Flatlander hashes are:

Upcumming Schedule (updated):
4/18: ShineOn and Amber Alert
5/16: Norwegian Syttende Mai (Independence Day), G4 and a Scandinavian to be Named Later
6/12 or 6/13: OPEN


Campout will be August 15-17th with Deep and G4 hares.

Next hash: Friday March 14th! Deep returns!

Details to be revealed...don't miss this All Deep All the Time Hare/RA Combo!

It is rumored but not yet confirmed that Deep will do something both alluring and disturbing while in circle.

 
Deep and Mr Face hares
What: BFHHH #349
When: Fri Mar 14 @ 6pm Hares: Deep & Mr Face 
Where: Community Plaza Shopping Center, North Boulder D'Erections: https://goo.gl/maps/YYXr5 
Hash Cash: $7 (USD) w/exact change, $10 w/o
Dogs: Yes Bring: Warm clothes, headlamps, thermos of warm beverage. (Outdoor circle. Weather looks good, but it's March.) D'Tails: 
This will be like a Shit & Chacockqua trail, only laid better. And shorter. Mr Face is bringing virgins, so don't forget your condoms.

It is rumored but not yet confirmed that Deep will do something both alluring and disturbing while in circle.

New Songs in Very Small Chunks

I've created a page here which I'll be updating periodically. It's a way to introduce new songs in small chunks. Please post your own suggestions in the comments on that page.

BFHHH hash 348: THURSDAY 2/13/2014, 6:30PM, at Post Brewery in Lafayette, indoor circle

And now for something completely different! Special weeknight Flatlander hash! Get warmed up for Valentine's Day, enjoy a Boulder County full moon hash.

When: Thursday February 13th, 5 PM prelube, 6:30 PM trail. 

Trail: Short and tight and firm, just in time for VD. Marked with HUGE dollops of flour. BRING YOUR HEADLAMP.

Where: The new Post brewery in Lafayette   105 West Emma St., Lafayette, CO • 303-593-2066.   The Jump bus leaving at 5:17 from the downtown Boulder bus station will get you there at 6, just get off near Emma and Baseline and walk a block west.

Hares: G4 and Pod

Why: Cuz why not? And to try it out. And it's full moony.

RA: Might be G4. Might be Pod. Might be Muffet.  We'll sing up a storm. 

How much? $5 plus cash for prelube and on trail.

Circle. Inside. Definitely.

Dogs: If they can sit outside periodically, sure. 

ID on trail? Yes. Bring your ID and cash on trail. 

BRING YOUR HEADLAMP AND WEAR WARM CLOTHES.  High of 59, low of 33.

Also bring: The noble head of an eagle, the sensuous body of a Russian police choir member, and two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

On-on!

G4

Hash Saturday Janary 18th at 2 PM

Start at J.Wells Brewing 2pm.   I will be there early having a beer.  just north on 49th street from Pearl st.  Behind the VW dealer/boulder bumb shop.

 2516 49th St #5, Boulder, CO 80301

  Usual poop,  dogs, trail, bring your ID, and moldy fruit cake.  OnOn
Pod

Welcome to the New Home of the Boulder Colorado Flatlander Hash House Harriers!

Welcome to the web site of the Boulder, Colorado "Flatlander" Hash House Harriers! We do live trails, we have awesome circles, and sometimes the circle is just a hair longer than the trail. See the song book and bring your best verses for Yogi Bear, Chicago, Mobile, and more. Trails are $7, which gets you PBR and sometimes much more at beer check, PBR and good beer at circle, and sometimes jello shots. Sometimes.

We welcome virgins and visitors! Come visit. We'll be gentle.

We hash Fridays at 6 PM or Saturdays at 2 every other week. Check the calendar for the upcoming hashes.

We've had an active mailing list for years (http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/BFHHH/) . Go there to join that list, though everything on there related to schedule hashes will be here, and on the calendar (see menu).

See also the Facebook page. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Trails-Outside-the-Box-Boulder-Flatlander-Hash-House-Harriers/497792203610634

(This is the old site: http://www.bfhhh.org/bfhhh.php)